Senior Citizens

Msg # 650 of 655 on Adventure Net Jokes Echo (G Rating)
To: ALL, From: DARYL STOUT
Time: Saturday, 5-20-17, 4:02
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   Believe it or not, old folks, senior citizens, or whatever
they're known by, are worth a fortune!! Consider...they have SILVER
in their hair, GOLD in their teeth, STONES in their kidneys, LEAD in
their feet, and GAS in their stomachs!!

   One little old lady tells this cute story...

   "I have become a little older since I saw you last, and quite a few
changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become quite
a frivolous old gal at my age, as I'm seeing five gentlemen every day!!".

   "As soon as I wake up, WILL POWER helps me get out of bed. Then, I go
to see JOHN. After this, CHARLIE HORSE comes along; and when he is here,
he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, ARTHUR RITIS
shows up, and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one
place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy
day, I'm really tired, and glad to go to bed with BEN GAY. What a
life!!".

   "Oh, I almost forgot...the Preacher came to call the other day. He
said that at my age, I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him
'Oh, I do all the time. No matter where I am...in the parlor, upstairs,
in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself 'What am I here
after??''".


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