Re: Make me a sandwich NOW bitch!

Msg # 6992 of 7002 on RelayNet Poetry Corner
To: ALL, From: BARBARA'S CAT Time: Wednesday, 8-15-7, 2:59
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knoxy said:

> Barbara's Cat said:
>
> > knoxy said:
> >
> > > Barbara's Cat said:
> > >
> > > > knoxy said:
> > > >
> > > > >  Barbara's Cat said:
> > > > >
> > > > > > knoxy said:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Barbara's Cat said:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Aratzio said:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > knoxy wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Aratzio said:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Cat's the nice poet. Be careful.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A nice poet? I don't believe you!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > That was a relative statement. In comparison to the rest.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So very true. All the others are evil blue meanies
> > > > > > > > that won't let me play in their blue meanie games.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > They're smurfs?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, but some are old enough to understand the reference.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Submarine_(film)
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > 
> > > > >
> > > > > Google the flonk and smurfs.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > No.
> > > >
> > > > (Order me around, will she! Pfft.)
> > >
> > >
> > > Suggestion, honey, it was just a suggestion.
> >
> >
> > Thank you, sweety, but I'm not interested
> > in viewing a.a.v.f.f.f's kiddie cartoons.
>
>
> Who said anything about viewing a cartoon?


I did. Right up there. See it now?


> The flonk is a text based medium, binaries are a big no no.


I'm fully aware of what the flonk is.


> I just thought I'd return the favor with the reference thing.


"Everyone except me was born yesterday."
                                 - knoxy

Did I get the quote right?


> 


"Screw It. Gone Home."


> I give up, no point trying to be nice.


True; look where it's gotten you -- giving up.


> > > > > I couldn't care less about your reference even though I got it.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > So you say /after/ the fact.
> > >
> > >
> > > It's easy to see that you're not a flonker.
> >
> >
> > The morning haze from your night-before
> > has finally worn off, eh? Have you also
> > figured out where you left your shoes?
>
>
> All I meant was that apparently you don't have the right sense of humour
> for the flonk.


What? I'm not ad infinitum enough? Not ad hominem enough?
Surely I'm lame enough for it. What about my "SIGH" above?
Is that even close to being lame enough? Be honest now.


> Nothing wrong with that, boring people have their place
> on usenet too.


Yeah, it's called alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk.


> > > > > That film was shite and Beatles wasn't that good IMO.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Why all the venting of bitterness? Were you
> > > > never invited to any of the 4:20 meetings?
> > >
> > >
> > > Bitterness? Oh, I don't know, maybe I should start calling people
> > > "pisswit" instead to prove how happy I am. Would that help?
> >
> >
> > Go for 'pisswank' instead. It's kind of
> > like that 'two birds, one stone' thing.
>
>
> Nah, if I'm going to insult someone, I can do a lot better than
> "pisswit" or "pisswank". I leave those kinda insults to you poetry
> people.


Contradiction looks very unbecoming on you. Here,
try on this size 6 truth. I think its color will
bring out the brown in your eyes.


--
Cm~

"Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me
 for someone who gives a damn."
                                 - anonymous

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